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AutoTune the Sermon

by Borscht Rock

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As performed for MennoNite, February 2011. Watch the YouTube video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j4lWwOF2Ig.

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Intro:
Hmmm…this is interesting!
Are you curious which rock star or vegetable you resemble?
We claim that this sermon as relevant.

Chorus 1:
Did you hear what the pastor said?
Here’s a song, to get it stuck in your head.
We claim that this sermon is relevant
Threw on some Auto-Tune, just for the hell of it.

Verse 1:
Introducing Pastor Michael!
And um…wow! Wow! (What do you mean?)
He is speaking with an authority, with his own personhood. (But can he keep it real?)
Radical reality…spiritual imagination (Keeping it real, by keeping it imaginary, sha-day)
Wow! (Wow! Wow!)
Ecclesiology – mystery – complementarity

Chorus 1

Verse 2:
Michael, do you have anything at all you want to share with us?
I hope you won’t mind if I use animal sacrifice as a kind of worship. (That’s kinda weird.)
The expression do not murder is not an adequate foundation for human relationships. (So should we murder?)
The blood poses some logistical problems. (Not if you don’t murder.)
I promise not to kill you (That’s great!)…although (Huh?! That’s not good!)
(Oh no, oh no! Ohhh nooo!)
Murder – murder – murder

Chorus 2:
Did you hear what the pastor said?
Pastor Mike – I think he wants us all dead!
We claim that this sermon is relevant
When he grabs the knife, let’s make a run for it.

Verse 3:
Okay Pastor Janet, show us how a full time pastor does it.
Our topic today is sex (Ooo, now you’re talking babies.)
We are created for relationship – sexual relationship. (Sexual relationship!)
Jesus is not anti-sex. (So, he was pro-sex?)
And so I thought I’d stand, naked. (…Okay? Sha-day)
(Yeah, yeah!)
Desire – sex – lust

Chorus 3:
Did you hear what the pastor said?
Pastor J’s preachin’ how to bump in bed!
We claim that this sermon is relevant
Not even Catholic priests should be celibate!

Chorus 1

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released February 12, 2011

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